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Welcome to cat.txt.
You have reached the fluffy side of the internet.

A little corner for the household's feline friends, keyboard
supervisors and the cat who made a cameo in the MirrorFlip video.
Same cat. Different perspective. Still judging you.

A FEW PURRFECT CAT ALTER EGOS
(Playful nicknames for the household's furry management team.)

Sir Pounce-a-Lot
Head of sudden zoomies. Available for meetings at 3:07 a.m.
Special skills: ambushing socks and defeating invisible enemies.

Lady Whiskerworth
Chief Comfort Officer. Personally tests every cushion.
Will sit in your seat precisely three seconds after you stand up.

Captain Toe Beans
Director of Biscuit Production. Kneads no introduction.
Works overtime on the softest blanket. Paid entirely in treats.

The Keyboard Goblin
Senior Typing Assistant. Author of such classics as:
asdfghjkl;;;;;;;;;;;; and 7777777777777777777777777777.

Professor Purr
Lead Mirror Investigator. Research question:
"Who is that other cat, and why do they look so good?"

HOUSE RULES
- If I fits, I sits.
- All boxes are cat beds. Especially the expensive empty ones.
- All keyboards are heated seating.
- A closed door is a personal insult.
- An open door is something to think about for ten minutes.
- The food bowl is empty if you can see the bottom.
- The mirror remains under investigation.
- Please browse quietly. Someone is napping.

TODAY'S SCHEDULE
09:00  Nap.
11:00  Recover from nap.
13:00  Supervise lunch from an unreasonable distance.
15:00  Stare at a wall until the humans get worried.
18:00  Demand dinner. Deny having had dinner.
03:07  THE FLOOR IS A RACETRACK.

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You've been inspected by the cat department.
Verdict: probably needs more treats.